Well, I did it again. For the 19th consecutive year.
Let’s go back to where it all started, in 1999. I was playing radio as part of the Murdock, Hunter and Alice morning show on 92.5-KLSY in Seattle. Technology was beginning to pick up some serious speed. We had these cellular phone things that allowed you to make phone calls from practically anywhere if you were willing to carry the big battery it came with. It was the beginning of the digital world as we watched records and ‘carts’ replaced with amazingly clear compact discs or ‘CD’s.’
I have had several technology gurus over the years, going back to the early 1980s when I paid $1200 for a computer that ran DOS and had a monochrome monitor. My neighbor Paul generously helped me learn all about them.
Over time, another neighbor in another neighborhood who worked at Microsoft came to my rescue more than once. Neil was a godsend as I took risks, screwed things up, but thanks to his tutelage, I learned what I did wrong and my computer know-how grew by leaps & bounds.
But it was as the century closed that Rick Taylor, the Sandusky radio chain I.T. guy, handed me a CD of Christmas music he had put together. “You what? You found songs and then made your own CD? Tell me more.” And he did.
With enough knowledge to be dangerous, I created my first Christmas CD of holiday fun and favorites: HO HO BROTHER 1. It was a mishmash of Christmas songs, sentimental and goofy, while weaving in some of the Christmas bits I had produced over my radio career. It was well received, and so the following Christmas I did another. And another. And another.
This became one of my Christmas traditions and I challenged myself to find songs you probably had never heard before, or different versions of the old classics, as well as creating original comedy, all blended together in a non-stop 68-minute Christmas-palooza. My self imposed rule was to never use the same version of the same song twice. In time, I even incorporated an original Christmas parody song that I wrote and local singer Alana Baxter recorded. We would even produce a music video to go along with it.
My goal was always to create a holiday experience that you could pop into a CD player and a little over an hour later, find yourself fully immersed in what this time of year was all about.
These days, I’ve got it down to a system. In fact, from the minute I put the finishing touches on the current year’s collection, I start stashing songs for next year’s compilation.
Here’s this year’s lineup:
HO HO BROTHER 2019—Quid Pro Ho
1) Dr. Phil’s Opening Big (Fred Bugg)
2) “Sugar & Booze” Ana Gasteyer
3) “I’ll be home for Christmas” Lea Michele with Jonathon Groff
4) “Christmas Tree” Meg & Dia
5) “Frosty the Snowman” Shannon & Keast
6) “Santa Stole My Lady” Fitz & the Tantrums
7) 1-877 SLAS-4-ELVS (Me)
8) “Christmas Cookies” Oak Ridge Boys
9) “Finally it’s Christmas!” Hanson
10) “Colgate Tooth Powder Commercial”
11) “That’s What I Want For Christmas” Shirley Temple
12) “I Love Christmas” Tommy James
14) “Little Drummer Boy” Pink Martini
15) “A Willie Nice Christmas” Kacey Musgraves with Willie Nelson
16) “Merry Merry Christmas” John Legend
17) “Beer, Joy of Man’s Desiring” Christmas With Beer
18) “Santa Claus is Coming To Town” Tommy Dorsey & Orchestra, Cliff Weston & Edythe Wright
19) “Christmas Comes But Once A Year” Joe Bonamassa
20) “Jingle Bells” The Ray Conniff Singers
21) “Some Day At Christmas” Alana Baxter
22) “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas” Bing Crosby
23) “Mele Kalikimaka” Chris Isaak
24) “O Come All Ye Faithful” Susan Boyle with Elvis Presley
25) “I Believe In Father Christmas” Greg Lake with Ian Anderson
26) “Walken In A Winter Wonderland” (Scott Burns)
I’m really proud of this year’s edition. I stumbled across a Tommy James Christmas song he did that’s a lot of fun that I had never even heard of before. There’s a Shirley Temple tune that brings back some childhood memories. There are modern entries, some classics and two of my radio brothers bringing their best for the Dr. Phil open (Fred Bugg) and and Christopher Walken close (Scott Burns). I am truly blessed. Yeah, and that’s me not being able to resist doing 1-877-SLAS-4-ELVS.
With all the being said, enjoy this year’s collection right here. Just click on it to listen, or right click it to save on your computer. Put it on your phone and you have a Christmas party to go!
And now with another shift in the technology, CD’s are going away, but I still make a few for those who still have players. Here’s what this year’s label looks like:
The little girl is from a photo taken in 1950s Seattle, as she gazed at all the dolls in Frederick & Nelson’s window.
I still don’t have a new song written for Alana yet this year, but we’ll pull it off again somehow. It always works out. Last year, we did the “Someday at Christmas” you find on this year’s HO HO and filmed the video at Bothell’s Country Village, which is no more. It’s where I was a town crier and welcomed Santa most of the last 17 years. It’s amazing how quickly things we do become things we used to do.
That’s why I cherish this time of year and probably go overboard in holiday commitments and activities. But you know, one day, those will be the things I’ll remember that I used to do.
Make it count. Yeah, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but it’s going to be a short holiday season, so let’s get this show on the road.
PS Oh, and yeah, here’s last year’s Alana Baxter video. Enjoy!