The alarm clock goes off every weekday morning at 4am. It has for 10 years.
Oh, sure, I don’t put on my creative director hat until 8:30 or so at Destination Marketing. Why so early?
Well, shortly after my “retirement” from radio, Ron Chase, who operates RadioOnline, asked if I wanted to be a regular contributor to their Daily Show Prep feature. This is a service that rounds up news, facts and fun for morning DJ’s, so it saves them from at least three strikes of their snooze bar. I get up, browse through my usual websites and write up stories, jokes and games for DJ’s all over the world. Nice gig.
And, considering I used to get up at 2:19am every morning when I was on the air, this is sleeping in!!!
Among the contributions I offer–a daily Top Five List, which I try to make as topical as I can. Sometimes, they write themselves. Other times, I have to just sit back, let the mind go and strive for the ridiculous.
I realized this morning it had been a while since I wrote something that actually made me laugh out loud. It could be the exhaustion or that this is just far enough out there to be funny. You decide.
So, here you go:
TOP FIVE WORST IDEAS EVER FOR TV SHOWS
- “How I met your Proctologist”
- “C.S.I. LEGOLAND”
- “The Jay Walking Dead”
- “Breaking Wind”
- “Starsky & Biden”
Yeah, it was #1.