It’s the “Whole Foods Drinking Game”.
Now, I’m not into stereotyping, like most Scottish/Russian Virgo’s, but I came up with this great idea for a new drinking game. Go to the parking lot at Whole Foods and take a shot for every Subaru you see in the parking lot. I promise you, you’ll end up calling a cab.
Enjoy!

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Tim Hunter