The buzz in Seattle is that PETA–the people for ethical treatment of animals–are going to protest the fish throwers at the Pike Place Public Market. This has been a long-standing tradition at the market and one of the unique tourist attractions around here.  But since there are people on both sides of this issue, here’s a suggestion: offer up “Ethical” and “Non-Ethical” Salmon.

The “Non-Ethical” would be thrown to the delight of the tourists, just like they are now.

The “Ethical” Salmon would be gently carried to the counter and wrapped…for a $10 Ethical charge.

Pretty simple.  Here’s some video from YouTube